MOSCOW
The day of the Champions League final has arrived
here in the Lushinik Stadium in Moscow.
Tonight Galatasaray the champions,
will face off against Deportivo La Coruña, the Spanish champions.
We expect 10,000 fans from Coruña
and 8,000 from Galatasaray Istanbul.
15,000 local policemen will be on hand for the event.
Give me the suitcase! Do it! Let's go!
I saw everything!
How dreadful!
Dreadful!
A robbery in broad daylight!
God will punish the bastards!
"Phone-ski?"
"Telephone?" - Yes. - Phone call.
"Phone call?" - Yes, yes, phone call!
Come, come!
What're you doing there? Get down!
Please come in.
I'll just make one call. - Sure, go ahead.
I made some tea.
"Chai," Tea?
Tea. Chai.
What's wrong?
Do you feel sick?
A headache? I have something for that.
30 or 40 grams of vodka are healthy.
Ask any doctor! It takes away your headache!
I am Lena. Elena.
Kate. - Katja!
Here's to us. - Cheers.
Here.
Very tasty.
Cheers. - What? - Cheers.
Here,
please fill this out.
Fill this out! - Listen, I don't understand a word!
All I need is a police report for the insurance. - Listen,
my colleague will be here soon. - Thank you.
Relax, everything will be okay.
Whatever you say. - Relax, everything will be okay.
Crazy.
Good day. Do you speak German?
German?
Very little. We can speak little English, little German.
Reason for staying in Moscow?
Contacting Russian artists. - "Contacting?"
Stolen property.
All total...
...2800 euros, or...
eight... nine... 98 rubles.
How much is that in rubles? - 98,000 rubles.
98,000 rubles?
She will be reimbursed. - Reimbursed?
By whom? The government? Which one? Ours?
They never give anyone anything back!
You can wait till you're six feet under!
Maybe their country gives it to them.
England, what a beautiful country! Katja!
That's Europe, officer. That is Europe!
Please sign this.
I want a TV! - Hey, cutie! - TV!
Hey, cutie, c'mere!
Give this to the boss to be signed.
Waiting. - Come on! This doesn't make sense!
Why do we have to wait now? - Please waiting.
Please wait, Mrs. Petrova.
I want to watch the game.
The game!
If I can't be in the stadium, then on TV at least!
D'you know how much this trip cost? And now I can't see the game!
What's up? I want to go to the stadium!
Stop yelling! No one understands you! - Coruña!
Riazor, Galicia! Go Depor!
Fucking Russians! You're real sons-of-bitches.
You build ships so bad they sink in Galicia and lose all their oil!
Oil! The 'Prestige!'
Never again Moscow! Never again fucking communists!
Walera, get him outta here!
We want a television! We want a...
Give paper, please. - Waiting.
Want have telephone number.
Telephone call? Telephone call?
Telephone call.
Relax, relax.
Andrei my son, I'm at the central police station with a friend.
Can you pick us up? We need help.
No, nothing's happened.
Good. Come as soon as possible.
We'll wait. Bye.
Stay here. Don't move.
Yes, yes, 'forbidden, forbidden!' - You can't go in there!
Excuse me, comrade officer, my name is Elena Vassilyevna Petrova.
Thank you.
You're welcome. - Good bye. - Take care.
Thank you. - You're welcome.
Good bye. - Good bye.
Goal, goal! - What a great goal!
Andrei, my boy! How good that you've come!
I can't begin to tell you what's happened to us today!
This is my son, Andrei. This is Katja from England.
Get in, get in!
Get in!
Hotel Katarina. - Get in!
ISTANBUL
So we can speak German. You just got robbed, or what?
Yes. - You had all your stuff with you?
Yes, totally stupid.
No kidding?
I got lost looking for a hotel. Let's go to the police.
And where did it happen? - Back there, in the underpass.
What are you up to?
Let's see if we catch 'em. - They're long gone! It's no use.
How many were there?
Two. I told you!
Chill out, man. - Where did they go?
Down there.
Will you take me to the police now? - And just let 'em get away?
What can I do? The police can deal with it.
I still have my money!
Where are you from? - Cottbus.
Eastener? - Yeah, but I live in Berlin.
And you? Westerner? - In Germany. But in Turkey, I'm an Eastener.
Hello!
Look over there.
Recognize anyone?
It wasn't any of them.
I don't recognize anyone.
Are you sure?
Yes, I'm sure.
Wait a second.
What kind of trip is he on?
They'll tell me if they hear anything.
It's all divided into neighborhoods here, y'know?
But they only have soccer in their heads today.
Hey, don't worry. Shit happens.
I'll get the police report, and in two months the insurance will pay.
They're gone anyway. That's what insurance is for. - I see.
What's going on here?
Galatasaray's gonna kick butt, right? - It's my nephew's taxi.
He's Galatasaray. My whole family's Galatasaray.
Just me and my cousin are Fenerbahçe.
So your whole family lives here?
No, half of them are in the East, on the Iranian border.
My folks live in Swabia.
But one of my uncles came back here with his family.
My uncle has a garage back there.
My father and his brother used to work for Mercedes.
Here we go.
Hello listeners, welcome to the Lushinik stadium in Moscow
and the big Champions League final
between Galatasaray and Deportivo La Coruña.
The weather for the game will be very nice.
The mood of the Galatasaray fans is excellent.
Hello.
Hello. - I'm a taxi driver. This is my German customer.
He was robbed in Kumkapi. - Kumkapi? When?
An hour ago.
Wait on the bench.
We have to wait.
Thanks, Celal. How much do I owe you?
Shouldn't I stay and translate? - No, that's okay.
You've done enough.
Can I pay you in euros?
Are you sure?
Keep the change.
Thanks again.
Sorry about what happened. - That's okay. Could happen anywhere.
Here's my card, in case you need a taxi again.
That's my number. - Okay. Thank you.
Thanks again.
Bye bye.
Thanks again!
Come with me.
Come on!
Let's go!
Look at me!
Yes or no?
No?
What do you mean, "no"?
Wait.
"Bekle..."
Bye bye.
Sit down.
Where was he robbed? - In Kumkapi.
In Kumkapi? What was he doing in Kumkapi?
He had a backpack on, Sir, and was looking for a hotel.
Two men with knives came. - What was stolen?
They didn't take his money or passport? - No, Sir.
Why does he want a police report? - Why do you want a police report?
I need it for my insurance. - For his insurance, Sir.
Describe the thieves.
Why was he looking for a hotel in Kumkapi of all places? Is he crazy?
Why didn't you take a taxi?
He wanted to save money and likes taking the bus.
If he has no money, why did he come here?
Which bus did he take from the station to Kumkapi?
I don't remember. - He doesn't know.
He doesn't know.
No. - Yes or no?
Yes or no?
No.
Yes or no?
No.
Yes or no? - No!
Dude, hit me one more time, and I'll... smack you one!
Let's go! Kaput, kaput! Hitler, Hitler!
Tell the faggot to sit down! - Please sit down.
Have him tell us if he recognizes anyone. - Yes, sir.
Shit! What's going on now?
Hey!
Friends?
Are you outta your minds?
What the hell am I doing here?
Hello!
Friends!
Can you hear me?
Celal!
It's me, Rokko. They're holding me. I've been locked in.
If you treat people like that, you'll never get into the EU!
And the tourists won't come anymore.
Why didn't you take him to the tourist police?
Police is police.
Stay cool.
Good bye. - Thank you.
Good night. - Good night.
...he's in the penalty area, he has a chance, he shoots!
Oh, Ümit, don't do this to us! He hit the goalpost!
Still one to zero for Deportivo, but there's still enough time left.
Let's go watch the game.
All Galatasaray's players are in Deportivo's half.
Even the keeper, Mandragon has moved up the field.
The Spaniards are urging the referee to blow the final whistle.
But the ref says no.
They have one more corner. It's the last chance.
The corner's taken... Goal! Goal! Goal!
Hakan Sükür! A fantastic header! Goal for Galatasaray!
We're going into overtime.
SANTIAGO DE COMPOSTELA
My camera! My camera was stolen, with all my photos!
Okay. Where was it stolen? Where? - Plaza de la Quintina. - Quintana?
Pilgrims. More trouble than they're worth.
See you later.
Barreira...
What about the dress? Oh yeah.
Your country. Where are you from? - Hungary.
Bucharest? - Budapest.
Budapest? That's in Hungary.
How does it sound?
VIDEO SURVEILLANCE ZONE
Just a few hours left until the game begins.
Many Deportivo fans have arrived in Moscow's Olympic Stadium.
Why're they playing in Moscow anyway?
Why not?
You should have gone, Moncho. - Yes, I should have.
Why? To see Galatasaray win?
What are you saying, stupid? Depor's gonna win!
Although it's not certain... Galatasaray plays like the Germans.
Defense of iron,
and God helps out the offence. - Yeah, their God.
Galatasaray, Depor, who cares? They're all the same in the end.
Just one more before I go. - Quiet!
Who's that? - A Hungarian pilgrim. I had him in the car.
Where's he from? - Hungary.
Hungary? That's north of Poland, right?
Are you stupid? North of Poland is the sea.
Hungary lies between Austria, the Ukraine,
Slovakia, Rumania
and the former Yugoslavia. Right, Barreira?
They speak Hungarian, like in Finland.
Scandinavia.
Wait, wait!
What?
It doesn't fit. It's too tight. - Well, Rosalia?
She'll have to alter it again. She hasn't got a clue.
Take it back. Do me the favor.
Hello. - Hello. - The dress. It's wrong.
What d'you mean 'wrong'? - It's too tight for her.
Your wife has no idea what she wants.
Carmen, we talked about this... - Don't be like that!
Why don't you come in?
I can't. I have a pilgrim in the jeep.
Come on, Sheriff. Give me a kiss!
I was walking... - Yes, yes!
You're a pilgrim, you had a camera full of photos. You were on the plaza.
These pilgrims! - Pull yourselves together!
Get me today's videos from Plaza de la Quintana.
Officer Ana, you write the report.
...and other functions. And of course, record.
Cabo, where are the recordings from the Quintana?
On number three. - Okay, number three.
What's this?
Cabo!
What the hell is this?
Who was operating the cameras? - Not me. I don't know who.
The whole town full of cameras, all for nothing!
No thief! No nothing! - I'm sorry...
Sorry! I'm sorry, you're sorry! Shit!
What's that in pesetas?
1,500 euros makes 249,579 pesetas.
You don't want the money, you want your fucking pictures.
How's the game, Lucas?
Good. A tactical game.
Tactical?
The Plaza de la Quintana was full of people...
Sorry, Pilgrim, but something's fishy here. Get it?
No.
I don't believe your story.
Damn it!
Hungarian!
You might be right,
but you don't know it yourself.
Cabo Lucas, what is it?
Get outta here.
Okay...
In Moscow, Nielsen's going to blow the final whistle. There it is!
It's a draw! Deportivo, Galatasaray, one to one.
Hakan Sükür evened the score at the last moment.
This is pure suspense!
Now it's 30 minutes of overtime. Valerón put Depor in the lead,
Hakan Sükür tied the game. Deportivo 1, Galatasaray 1.
BERLIN
And?
Looks bad.
Nothing works.
Hopefully it's the ignition, not the motor. - Garage?
Yes, that means garage.
How much will it cost? - No idea. 300 euros?
Maybe more if it's the motor.
How much did we make today? - Forty.
Credit card is blocked. We're 5000 overdrawn. We owe everybody.
We haven't paid the rent in months. They'll lock us up at home. - Sure.
We made 10 times as much in France. - Did I know there's no money here?
Or in Prague or Budapest?
Is it my fault the car broke down? - Yes, it's your father's car.
Where are we going?
The suburbs. They're the best.
East Berlin is perfect. People are poorer than in the West.
How do you know? - The guide says so.
Besides, it's logical. The end of socialism,
and of Communism, the fall of the Berlin Wall...
Like in Prague. - The guide also says Berlin is Europe's safest capital.
The guide to Paris says exactly the same thing!
Look at this beautiful, typical suburb.
Just like in France.
We find a dark corner, call the cops,
file a report and cash in on the insurance! 30,000 euros!
Everything is so clean here.
You ever see cars like this in our part of town?
Cars are important to the Germans. - These are not poor people's cars.
You ever see one of our Arabs in a Renault Espace?
"In East Berlin, especially in the districts
Hohenschönhausen,
Marzahn and Lichtenberg, watch out for skinheads.
Although the media exaggerates the problem, be careful." That's it!
Two innocents robbed by Neo-Nazis!
The insurance'll pay double!
You see any skinheads? I don't want to meet them if there are any.
What are you looking for now?
Incredible. How can there only be Teutons here and no immigrants?
There must be some Africans, Indians or Cubans somewhere.
Didn't they have any colonies? - Sure. Russia and Poland.
Bullshit. The Russians colonized half of Germany.
Then Russia was a French colony too. Napoleon was in Russia.
Napoleon got to Russia?
Are you sure?
What the fuck was he doing there? - No idea.
That's it!
I've got it! Kreuzberg! It's the solution!
Kreuzberg! Listen, Rachida:
"Did you know that Berlin is the fourth-largest Turkish city
after Istanbul, Ankara and Izmir?"
Fantastic! I knew there were some non-Germans here.
Come on. Better do it together. Then there's a witness.
I think it's stupid.
There won't be a Turkish thief who's not watching TV tonight.
Nobody'll believe us.
Russians or Poles seem more logical to me.
Why would they attack us in the Turkish quarter? - Alright.
Claude, the plan was to come here,
visit Eastern Europe and perform to pay off our debts.
But we're working like crazy and not making any money.
We're stuck. - No one has any money here for our kind of stuff.
The show's not that bad. - I never said it was.
I just don't like trying to get robbed in Europe's safest city!
4 million people live in Berlin. You think we can't get robbed?
Good Caipirinha! - Not funny! - What do you mean, "Not funny?"
Is that funny or what? - No. I've seen it 10,000 times.
See? I can't do anything right.
I didn't say that.
Are you coming or not?
I wish we'd stayed in France instead of wasting our time here.
Are you coming or not?
Thanks for the help, Madame.
Where are you? - In a park. And you?
In a park? I can see that.
With a guy who comes up to your shoulder and tells jokes.
Where are you? - Who is that guy?
I'm coming.
So?
So what?
Who's that guy? - An Argentinean musician.
He plays in a Cuban band. - I see. - What do you see?
I asked him about robberies. He said it's nothing compared to Buenos Aires.
Compared to Buenos Aires, nothing happens in Marseilles.
Stop it. We can't go on like this. - What are you talking about?
We never stop arguing. - So?
We have to believe in ourselves.
Whether we make money or not, our show's great now.
If we keep going, we'll be rolling in it this summer.
We have to get through this.
I missed you.
Enough already.
I told you Kreuzberg would be the right place.
We get lost looking for a hotel and we're attacked.
It's the perfect place.
Goal! Goal! Goal!
Hakan Sükür, 1 to 1! This is the chance!
It's a whole new game! Incredible! Hakan Sükür, 1 to 1!
Hold this. They threw me to the ground
and took my bag.
I can't move. - Stop acting like a child. - I defend myself,
try to get up,
and you try to help me. - Claude, please stop it!
And the robbers went that way!
Come on!
Are you French? - What are you doing? - Shut up!
Are you French? - Yes. Do you speak French? - A little,
yes. What happened?
They stole all our luggage.
Were your attackers armed?
Oh yes.
What did they look like?
They were Russians. - Turks.
I mean Turks. - Russians.
Well? Russians
or Turks? - Turkish Russians.
A lot of Russians look Turkish.
In France, we call the Russians Turks, and the Turks Russians.
We use both words in our slang.
The Turks have Russian roots.
That's why.
I think it's because of Napoleon.
Napoleon? - So what's up?
What should I call in?
I don't understand a thing. - Two perpetrators. Large.
They don't know if they're Russian or Turkish. - Russian or Turkish?
Incredible! What, Russians or Turks? There's a big difference! - Russians,
Turks, Poles... For me it's all the same.
They gotta know if they were Russians, Turks or Poles! - What?
He says you should know if they were Turkish, Polish or Russian.
How should I know? It's all the same to me!
Maybe they were Argentineans disguised as Russians...
or Polish Argentineans. - It's very dark.
Maybe it was a Russian and a Turk. - In Berlin...
It's possible. A Kazakh or an Uzbek!
Kazakhs and Uzbeks. Great!
The Frogs are getting on my nerves. - Get a grip!
Ali Baba and the forty thieves... - Calm down. - Please! Just because
you know French. - What's that got to do with it? - Now what?
The shot... and goal! 3 to 2!
Excellent shot!
Now it's Galatasaray's turn.
Penalty shots can be so beautiful, and so cruel...
You never know who's gonna get it.
The shot... and goal! 3 to 3!
Nice move by Hasan Sas. Here you see it again...
You are totally mental. - Yes, Madame.
Pandiani will take the next penalty kick for Deportivo.
Pandiani, the main from Uruguay.
Do you know his first name? Walter! Walter Pandiani!
Mondragon Galatasaray's goal keeper tries to distract him,
but that doesn't bother Walter at all! A quick approach, and goal!
What a shot! 4 to 3 for Deportivo. That was close!
The goal post helped him out.
Subtitles Jeffrey A. McGuire
Film und Video Untertitelung Gerhard Lehmann AG